Unconvincing

I am selling my Klein mountain bike on Craigslist for $500. See the original post here.

Here are three responses I received overnight. Given the frequency, these must work on someone:

Subject: Klein Attitude w/ Rock Shox Duke XC, XTR, Cateye, Bontrager, ~18″ – $500 (Am offering $600) [$100 more than I'm selling it for!]

It’s a pleasure writing you this short letter of my. Am impress with your posting at craigslist, which am willing to make an immediate purchase of the item and i guess you must have been contacted by some buyer bidding for it?
Just to let you know, am willing to end the bid by offering you the above price.Hope you accept my offer?

Get back to me as soon as possible,
Julian.

Subject: Klein Attitude w/ Rock Shox Duke XC, XTR, Cateye, Bontrager, ~18″ – $500 (SOMA / south beach)

Hello Sale,

Am Richardson, I will like to ask about your Klein Attitude w/ Rock Shox Duke XC, XTR, Cateye, Bontrager, ~18″ – $500 (SOMA / south beach) that you have for sale, i will really wanna know if its still available for sale, if so, get me the present condition and how much is the last price you wanna offer is for sale, (and do note that I dont send check or money orders), I will pay directly to your bank account, I dont deal with scams, get back to me immediatly..

Rechards
Terry Richardson

Subject: Klein Attitude w/ Rock Shox Duke…urgent reply needed

hello dear, i am quite intrested in your *Klein Attitude w/ Rock Shox Duke* as advertised on the craiglist ad.
i will like to know the current state of condition,more pictures if available,your method of payment and the final price you are willing to offer it for sale.awaiting your urgent response soonest.
regards,
santos sanchez.

I mean… c’mon. Anyone who falls for these scams is an idiot. Selling stuff online these days is a PITA. Anyone using RapLeaf yet?